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Dear Parents/Guardians/Grandma/pa/Aunts etc.
If we ask you to form a straight line going one way and you keep gravitating the other way, don't blame us if someone cuts in front of your child and we don't notice.
If your child keeps leaving the line, don't expect us to always know that they were supposed to be next.
I understand that you just waited 30 minutes so your child could run through a caterpillar for 5 minutes, but it's not our fault if your child gets up there and no longer wants to go in. And no we won't force them inside.
Yes your child really does have to wait in line again inside the caterpillar. Only one child is aloud on the slide at a time. If your child tries to cut to the front we will move him to the back.
If your child continues to go down head first after being told 3 times, we will make them stay out the next time.
If your child gets hurt while doing one of the many things we forbid children from doing throughout their turn. (multiple times) It is not our fault. No you can't sue us.
If I accidentally let someone else up the slide because I didn't see them cut ahead it's not because I'm a racist bitch. It's because it's crazy, and I can't see everything and there's a new group of kids every five minutes anyway.
Parents et. all. You do not want my job. I am kicked, punched, elbowed, fallen on, mauled yelled at, stepped on, headbutted, etc. on a regular basis. I lift kids who really could stand to lose a few pounds, and who should be able to get up themselves...but can't. I get coughed on, sneezed, and wiped on.
Don't complain to me about the long wait. I know it's a long wait. Everyone before you had a long wait too. I've had a long wait listening to you bitch at me as well.
Thank you.
If we ask you to form a straight line going one way and you keep gravitating the other way, don't blame us if someone cuts in front of your child and we don't notice.
If your child keeps leaving the line, don't expect us to always know that they were supposed to be next.
I understand that you just waited 30 minutes so your child could run through a caterpillar for 5 minutes, but it's not our fault if your child gets up there and no longer wants to go in. And no we won't force them inside.
Yes your child really does have to wait in line again inside the caterpillar. Only one child is aloud on the slide at a time. If your child tries to cut to the front we will move him to the back.
If your child continues to go down head first after being told 3 times, we will make them stay out the next time.
If your child gets hurt while doing one of the many things we forbid children from doing throughout their turn. (multiple times) It is not our fault. No you can't sue us.
If I accidentally let someone else up the slide because I didn't see them cut ahead it's not because I'm a racist bitch. It's because it's crazy, and I can't see everything and there's a new group of kids every five minutes anyway.
Parents et. all. You do not want my job. I am kicked, punched, elbowed, fallen on, mauled yelled at, stepped on, headbutted, etc. on a regular basis. I lift kids who really could stand to lose a few pounds, and who should be able to get up themselves...but can't. I get coughed on, sneezed, and wiped on.
Don't complain to me about the long wait. I know it's a long wait. Everyone before you had a long wait too. I've had a long wait listening to you bitch at me as well.
Thank you.
Working with kids and parents is such a joy!! /sarcasm